A good sex swing takes the work out of sex and opens up positions you can’t do in bed. A bad one digs in, sags, and ends up in the closet. We’ve tested swings for 15 years. Here’s how to get the right one the first time.
- Ships in a plain box
- Discreet billing
- Free shipping
- Ships in 1 business day
- 6-month warranty
The one most couples should start with
Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing
Our best seller for 8 years running. It’s the only swing we carry with 4 inch padded webbing, so the straps support you instead of digging in.
- Dual hook seat, wide and comfortable on the hips
- Padded handles and a storage bag included
- Works with every accessory we sell
- Free headrest included
“AMAZING! WAY WAY WAYYYYYYYY BETTER than that bargain one my wife got off Amazon. She would complain about straps digging in and hurting. She was cozy in this one and regularly requests it now.”
— Phillip Eddins, age 37, verified buyer
Not sure? Pick your situation
I can mount to a ceiling
Go with the Screamer Dual Hook. It’s the most comfortable and the most versatile.
No ceiling, or I rent
Use a swing stand. No drilling, and it packs away when you’re done.
I’m on a budget
The Wild Side gives you a padded dual hook seat for less. Comes in 5 colors.
We want to spin
The Whipsmart + Swivel. Its narrow bar turns easily and stays clear of your head.
We’re into bondage
The Screamer Bondage Kit: our #1 swing plus 4 leather cuffs and straps.
Plus size
See our plus size picks. Wide seats and conservative weight ratings you can trust.
Maximum comfort for long sessions
A leather sling supports your whole body. Needs 4 mounting points.
Hotel or travel
The door swing sets up in about 10 seconds. Fewer positions, but it goes anywhere.
Why cheap swings end up in the closet
Most of our customers tried a cheap swing first. The story is almost always the same: thin straps that dig into her legs, nothing to adjust, and it gets used once. A swing only changes your sex life if it’s comfortable enough to use again.
- Wide, padded straps so the weight spreads out instead of pressing in
- A dual hook seat that stays wide on the hips
- Honest weight ratings. Ours are conservative on purpose, because the real risk is the installation, not the swing.
“We tried a cheaper swing to see if we would like it. It wasn’t comfortable but we did see the appeal. I purchased the Screamer Sling as a Christmas present for my wife. All I can say is BEST Christmas ever.”
— Ben Sage, age 44
Worried about installing it?
Don’t be. There are 7 ways to mount a sex swing, including options with no drilling at all. Every swing comes with step-by-step instructions and videos, and if you get stuck, you can ask us directly.
Quick answers
Will anyone know what I ordered?
No. It ships in a plain, unmarked box, and the charge on your card statement uses a neutral company name, not SexSwing.
How much weight can a swing hold?
Most of our swings are rated around 300 pounds. You’ll see swings online claiming 600 or more. We rate conservatively, because the hook, the joist, and the door or frame are where the real risk is.
Is it hard to set up?
If you can hang a TV, you can hang a swing. Door swings take about 10 seconds, and stands need no tools on the ceiling at all.
Still deciding? Start with the swing most couples choose.