Screamer Sex Swing Stand Review

I have been asked a lot lately for a demo of the Screamer Sex Swing Stand so that people can get a good clear view of how it look, how small it stores and so on. So I have created this quick video.

When you store this stand, there are 4 knobs. There are  10 pieces that are 4 feet long but lay flat. The only piece that does not lay flat is the top cross bar. It is about 8 inches tall, so that is the largest piece you will need to store.

This stand also works with both single hook and dual hook swings and a weight limit of 350#. It will not work for a sex sling that has 4 mounting points. The footprint on the floor is 7′ X 7’6″.

To compare stands, check out our stand comparison chart or our review section to learn more about all swings and stands

Abby’s Favorite Things

Sex Toy JopenI talk to a lot of people each week about their swing purchase. A lot of these people watch all of my videos on YouTube and a lot of people ask me what I think. They sometimes go beyond just the swings. They want to know what I like for other toys.

So I have created a new product section called “Abby’s Favorite Things“. I am going to include just few items on here that are my “go to” items. These items may change from time to time as I get new things and try new things. I am not going to sell a bunch of junk on this section. This is only what I actually recommend. Some of it is more expensive, but it is what works.

If you have a recommendation that you can just not live without and it is not on this list, feel free to recommend it. I may try it out.


Sex Swing Basics

There are a lot of options when it comes to the world of sex swings and installation. But first the key is to find the right swing for you, later we will highlight different mounting options.

Sex swings can be broken down into three basic types with each type having several brands to choose from. The three basic types are the Sex Swing, the Sex Sling and the Door Swing.

Sex Swings are the most popular because they are the most versatile and allow for the most positions. They mount to your ceiling with 1 or 2 hooks and consist of a primary strap to sit on, a secondary strap for your back and stirrups. Some will also come with handles and you can add an optional headrest to any of them. We recommend a headrest for everyone.

Sex Slings are the most comfortable of the 3 basic types. These are great if comfort is required such as people with disabilities or people that will be using it for long periods such as in bondage play. The down fall of the sex slings is that they have less positions available and they require 4 mounting points which can be difficult in some situations.

Door Swings are a great option for traveling or renters since they are set up just by hooking it to the top of any standard door and closing it. The door swing is the cheapest option and it has more positions then the sling but less then the swing due to the limitation of being against the door. There are a lot of options between different brands such as what different straps they include.

For more information, check out our buyers guide to sex swings.

Sex Swing Stands : How to Choose

There are a lot of options when it comes to sex swing stands. Picking the right one can save you a lot of frustration. I get asked all the time so I have created a YouTube video with my thoughts on a couple of them, plus below I am including a simple comparison.

Now the first thing is, if you are getting a sex sling with 4 mounting points, there is really only one option and it is a good one. The sling stand from Dick’n Jane

If you are going with a dual hook swing, you also only have one option and that is the Screamer Swing Stand which is also a great stand

Now for the vast majority of swings, there are a few options. If you are going with any swing that has a single mounting point (a single hook swing)

The options here can be basically broken down to two choices. The Trinity/Fetish and the Screamer/Dick’n Jane.

The Trinity and the Fetish are very much alike. They are the most popular stands on the market. The down side to these stands is the small screws and the sloppy fitting joints. The plus side is their long history and their packaging.

The Screamer and the Dick’n Jane are also very much alike. Their down sides are the lack of fancy packaging and they are relatively new comers to the market. The positives are the easy assembly and the extra few inches of height. This will make a difference for tall people.

In any case, it is important to use your spring with any sex swing as any stand will eventually break from fatigue even with a 100 pound girl on it.

For a comparison on the specs, we have a simple swing stand comparison chart and to compare swing you can visit our sex swing reviews page.

Gag gifts or marriage security?

Since my job revolves around sex swings, I have Google Alerts set up to notify me any time a new page on the internet is created about “sex swings” or a number of other related topics. I do not want to miss anything. But just about every day, I find one for sale someplace on Craigslist. They almost always say they were never used and most of the time say they were given as a gift. So the questions is why are you selling it? Maybe it was not a gag gift at all. Maybe is was really the secret to marriage security.

According to several studies, including one here from Princeton, there is a direct relationship between a lower frequency of sex and increased divorce rate. This pattern also extends to cohabitation. (see study above)

Now at what point in a relationship are people the most likely to have lots of crazy sex? On their honeymoon or after they have 3 kids, a dog, 6 gold fish, 2 minivans, a mortgage and the closest thing you are every going to experience to free time is when your kids do not follow you when you take the garbage out.

My guess is the most sex will happen at the honeymoon. And if you can not just use the swing you got for free then, it is only going to be down hill after that.

So my advice is that if someone gives you any sex toy for a wedding gift of a bachelor party gift, do not sell it to get yourself $50, use it. If you need the $50, sell the toaster, nobody ever got a divorce over just eating just plain bread.

sex swing for sale on CL
Starting a marriage by selling off a sex swing is the wrong way to go in my opinion!

If you are looking to get someone else a swing as a gift, check out the buyers guide so you get the right one.

Fetish Bondage Swing (White)

I recently had a chance to pull out the Fetish Fantasy Bondage Sex Swing and create a short little video about a few of the features. The swing is a lot like the Trinity or the Fetish Fantasy Swing, but it has the addition of 4 cuffs with chains and clips. There are 6 mounting rings that you can clip the cuffs to for a range of new positions and options. There are some images on the product page, but the cuffs can be worn by either person using the swing. There are no rules. There is no complete position guide for this swing. Get adventurous, have fun, and see what you can come up with.

For more reviews check out this page, or to learn what makes some swings better then others visit our buyers guide