Screamer Sex Swing Stand Review

I have been asked a lot lately for a demo of the Screamer Sex Swing Stand so that people can get a good clear view of how it look, how small it stores and so on. So I have created this quick video.

When you store this stand, there are four knobs. There four pieces that are 4 feet long but lay flat. The only piece that does not lay flat is the top cross bar. It is about 8 inches tall, so that is the largest piece you will need to store.

This stand also works with both single hook and dual hook swings and a weight limit of 350#. It will not work for a sex sling that has four mounting points. The footprint on the floor is 7′ X 7’6″.



To compare stands, check out our stand comparison chart or our review section to learn more about all swings and stands


Abby’s Favorite Things

Sex Toy JopenI talk to a lot of people each week about their swing purchase. A lot of these people watch all of my videos on YouTube, and a lot of people ask me what I think. They sometimes go beyond just the swings. They want to know what I like for other toys.

So I have created a new product section called “Abby’s Favorite Things“. I am going to include just a few items on here that are my “go to” items. These items may change from time to time as I get new things and try new things. I am not going to sell a bunch of junk in this section. This is only what I recommend. Some of it is more expensive, but it is what works.

If you have a recommendation that you can just not live without and it is not on this list, feel free to recommend it. I may try it out.

~Abby


Sex Swing Stands : How to Choose

There are a lot of options when it comes to sex swing stands. Picking the right one can save you a lot of frustration. I get asked all the time, so I have created a YouTube video with my thoughts on a couple of them, plus below I included a simple comparison.

 

Now the first thing is, if you are getting a sex sling with 4 mounting points, there is really only one option and it is a good one. The sling stand from Dick’n Jane

If you are going with a dual hook swing, you also only have one option and that is the Screamer Swing Stand which is also a great stand

Now for the vast majority of swings, there are a few options. If you are going with any swing that has a single mounting point (a single hook swing)

The options here can be basically broken down to two choices. The Trinity/Fetish and the Screamer/Dick’n Jane.

The Trinity and the Fetish are very much alike. They are the most popular stands on the market. The down side to these stands is the small screws and the sloppy fitting joints. The plus side is their long history and their packaging.

The Screamer and the Dick’n Jane are also very much alike. Their down sides are the lack, of fancy packaging and they are relatively new comers to the market. The positives are the easy assembly and the extra few inches of height. This will make a difference for tall people.

In any case, it is important to use your spring with any sex swing as any stand will eventually break from fatigue even with a 100 pound girl on it.

For a comparison on the specs, we have a simple swing stand comparison chart and to compare swing you can visit our sex swing reviews page.


Gag gifts or marriage security?

Since my job revolves around sex swings, I have Google Alerts set up to notify me anytime a new page on the internet is created about “sex swings” or some other related topics. I do not want to miss anything. But just about every day, I find one for sale someplace on Craigslist. They almost always say they were never used and most of the time say they were given as a gift. So the question is why are you selling it? Maybe it was not a gag gift at all. Maybe is was the secret to marriage security.

According to several studies, including one here from Princeton, there is a direct relationship between a lower frequency of sex and increased divorce rate. This pattern also extends to cohabitation. (see study above)

Now at what point in their relationships are people the most likely to have lots of crazy sex? On their honeymoon or after they have three kids, a dog, six goldfish, two minivans, a mortgage and the closest thing you are every going to experience to free time is when your children do not follow you when you take the garbage out.

My guess is the most sex will happen at the honeymoon. And if you can not just use the swing you got for free then, it is only going to be downhill after that.

So my advice is that if someone gives you any sex toy for a wedding gift of a bachelor party gift, do not sell it to get yourself $50, use it. If you need the $50, sell the toaster, nobody ever got a divorce over just eating just plain bread.

sex swing for sale on CL
Starting a marriage by selling off a sex swing is the wrong way to go in my opinion!

If you are looking to get someone else a swing as a gift, check out the buyers guide so you get the right one.


Fetish Bondage Swing (White)

I recently had a chance to pull out the Fetish Fantasy Bondage Sex Swing and create a short little video about a few of the features. The swing is a lot like the Trinity or the Fetish Fantasy Swing, but it has the addition of 4 cuffs with chains and clips. There are six mounting rings that you can clip the cuffs to for a range of new positions and options. There are some images on the product page, but the cuffs can be worn by either person using the swing. There are no rules. There is no complete position guide for this swing. Get adventurous, have fun, and see what you can discover.

 

For more reviews check out this page, or to learn what makes some swings better then others visit our buyers guide


Sex Swings in Concrete Ceilings

One of the most common questions I get is how to mount a sex swing in a concrete/cement ceiling. I had no idea that so many horny folks lived in industrial lofts. Then again, I would love to live in an industrial loft rather than my basic ranch construction home. So, my envy pours out and makes me find a solution for your needs.

Well there are a few options that you can use if you are in a loft. Typically people living in building with concrete ceilings will also have high ceilings, so I will include that information as well so you can get using your swing right away.

Option 1: The easiest option is to just purchase a sex swing stand. The stand does take up space when set up and is a little expensive, but it is quick and easy to assemble and safe so you can not argue with that. The swing stand will also be around 6.5-7 feet tall, and that will solve your ceiling height problems.

Option 2: Anchors in your ceiling. It is possible to drill into concrete and install an anchor that can support your weight. Doing this will require some special tools and knowledge such as the structural integrity of the concrete you are mounting to. As demonstrated by this guide, you can easily see there are anchors that are strong enough to do the job, but you really should hire a contractor for this project and you should check with your HOA as well. Tell them you are hanging artwork or something. If you have high ceilings you may need to purchase extra chain at your local home improvement stores.

Option 3: Many buildings with concrete ceilings are industrial lofts, and thus have an industrial decor. We have a number of people that install the swings in their hallway. They mount the anchor bolts into the wall studs on opposite sides of the hallway and use a sex sling or dual hook swing. Then when they remove the swing, they use the big eye bolts to hang picture frames with a very industrial look. Nobody will suspect a thing.

Option 4: A great option is to use a swing such as the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing or the Whip Smart Sex Swing where you can remove the straps. Then use a bar in your doorway as shown in this video. The drawback here is the lower weight limit of around 200 pounds.

Option 5: Well if you are into this sort of thing…. You can always SHARE! Find your hottest friends and come to an arrangement where you will buy a swing if they agree to install it at their place. PARTY! Do not forget the beer!

If you have any other ideas that I could pass on, please let me know. I think I should move into a loft just to experiment. I think I have more hooks in my shop and in my house than anyone on the planet!

For more installation ideas, tips and tricks, head over to our sex swing installation section.